Look outside at your neighbors walking by.
Watch as the reserved civilians go about on their daily tasks and worries.
Though, no one quite processes what they are wearing!
The other day I was at Walmart, and I saw a man wearing slippers, and a robe. Who knows what he had under it, but man, like really? You're going to go shopping at Walmart in that?
That it not even the worst of it, my friends.
Kids going to school come to school wearing shorts in the snow, flip flops in the fall. They are wearing pajamas to school, uggs with short shorts. It's like, what are you trying to prove? What are you showing off?
The things people wear.
The things Oregonians wear!
